Don't think our asses are worth that much.
Live-tweeting everything these days.
The future is not here.
Date the hell out of yourself.
It's important to keep your priorities straight.
Try again, Scott.
Dogs do more than their share of the work.
Laugh now or forever hold your peace.
You gotta get your shots in when you can.
This should come as no surprise really though, of course Mother Nature votes Greens.