Maybe just stick to "Oh, baby, oh."
Worst. Personal ad. Ever.
Today you laugh. Tomorrow? Man, screw tomorrow.
At least he was honest.
This could make for a great new season of "Prison Break."
The dog tattoo to end all dog tattoos.
Chock-full of LOLs.
No tuna sandwiches for us today, thanks.
It must have been a really good year.
What the....?!