The Empire must be hard up for cash.
Your best friend is now your worst enemy.
That's me in the spotlight, abusing my religion.
Well played, student.
It's still feels like St. Patrick's Day in here.
Now here's a study we can get behind.
This is why you're always late to work.
It's high time you pondered these very important questions.
A lifetime of laughs. (Or at least five minutes of laughs.)
Have a great day by ruining someone else's.