Avoid everyone, all the time.
Strep throat is really a delightful stitch pattern.
Another reason why spring cleaning is the worst.
Today seems like a good day for fasting now.
You might lose your appetite after this.
The toasted option seems a lot less delicious now.
There's no better time for the snip, than right before tip-off.
Hell hath no fury like a fast food lover scorned.
A real life supervillain may be in the works.
Make your own festive St. Paddy's Day drinks.