90 Best Names For Your Fantasy Football Team

The best way to win a football draft is to distract your opponents. I prefer the laughter approach with a constant barrage of insults and jokes. Another easy way to get the day started is to have a great team name.

Puns help. A wry wit does too. Make sure you twist a phrase. Most importantly, you need to prove you know more than those other guys, so be intelligent.

To help you become the envy of your league, I have scoured the internet, asked the funniest of the funny and spent many a long night coming up with the best of the best.

In alphabetical order, I present the top 90 fantasy football team names. Each is suited to match Yahoo’s 20 character limit. Now go forth and show your league who’s the boss. 

1.21 JJ Watts

12thMan’s 12AngryMen

4th and Lynches

A River Runs Suh It

ABridgewaterTooFar

AintEasyBeingAJGreen

AlredMorris&theTime

ArianFosterthePeople

Blount Force Trauma

Boldins’NoResrvtions

Bortles Kombat

Boy Named Suh

Breaston Show

Cutlet Playdate

DeMaryius Targaryen

Desean Also Rises

Dez of Your Life

Dez Pispenser

Dumb and Dumervil

Eiferted inMy Shorts

Emperor ofthe Desean

EverydayI’mRussellin

Foles Rush In

Football is my Forte

Forte Shades of Gray

Garden of Wheeden

Garrett’s GingerBoys

Geno 911!

Geno’s Dirty Sanchez

Golden Taint

Gore More Years

Gotta Catch Jamaal

Green Eggs & MikeSam

GuardiansOfTheGaLACY

Harvin a Bad Time

He’s the Manning

Hold my Percy, Dear

Ingram of coke

Insane Clowney Posse

InstaGraham

JamaalCharlesNCharge

Jimmy Graham Crackers

Kaepern Crunch

KnightsWhoSayGiovaNI

LounginInDJacquizzi

Luck Dynasty

Luckness Monster

Maclin Oat Brand

MayTheForteBeWithYou

Montee Ball So Hard

My Favorite Marshawn

NewMarshallInChitown

Newton’sLawsofMotion

No Country 4 Big Ben

Not To Schaubby

NowYouLacyNowYouDont

One Crabtree Hill

OrangeIsDNewBlackmon

Orton Hears A Who

Plaxidental Discharge

Pop Jacquizz

PromNight@T.Y.Hilton

Romo Sapien

Russell and Flow

Ryan Matthews 28:18

SaluteUr CecilShorts

Sankey-s to Victory

Saved by Le’Bell

Sherman’s Handshake

SnowpiercerHarvey

Sons of an Archie

Spiller Me Timbers

StephenJacksonWaxOff

Talented Mr. Ridley

TenagMtntNnjaBortles

ThatsAClowenyQBro

The Hurt Locker

ThsGiovani’sAKnockin

Tickle Me, Al-Mo

USankeyMyBattleship

Vernon Equinox

Washington TBDs

Wham Bam Thank U Cam

WhatWould JonesDrew?

WholeWoodheadTaller

You Alshon Pass

You Cam Dirty Apes

You Don’t Bowe

You emBoldin Me

Zac Attack

Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch and on Facebook.

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