Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Chalk war, train soars, Rogan roars, Spongebob sperm galore, and what would Captain America adore? Here’s the week in viral:
Chalk Warfare 3.0
Coming to a Gamestop near you?
Samuel L. Jackson Has His Priorities Straight
Once again, Sam Jackson for the win. [via]
Kicked In The Head By A Train
#PotToBlame: Seth Rogan Vs. Nancy Grace
.@NancyGraceHLN you are a fucking dumbass.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) April 17, 2014
Happy Belated 420 Day, Internet!
Scientifically Accurate Spongebob Squarepants
I have a feeling this version of Spongebob won’t be as popular with children.
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.