March Madness 2014: Final Four Drinking Game

In our annual tradition, we in the CraveOnline Party Engineering and Chemical Labs have worked long into the night — just like our college days — to prepare for the Final Four Drinking Game. We are sure the games will be awesome to watch … but we like to take things to the next level.

It should be noted in special mom and dad voices – PLEASE BE SAFE AND KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN. We care about you and want you to return to read more stuff.

That being said…

Freshman – Take 1 drink every time:

Slam Dunk

Someone on the bench is shown biting down on a towel.

Someone on the bench is shown slapping the floor.

Someone on the bench is holding back his teammates.

Florida’s 30 game win streak is mentioned.

Kentucky’s Julius Randle drains a three-point shot.

UConn’s Shabazz Napier makes a free throw attempt.

Wisconsin gets a steal.

Any coach is waving frantically.

A Badger is seen.

Sophomore – Take 2 drinks every time:

Announcer says “dagger” or “baby”.

Announcer says “Cinderella” or “upset”.

Announcer says “hot hand” or describes a run.

Any mention of a #1 seed.

CBS cuts away to show a player’s mom or girlfriend in the crowd.

Announcers make a bad segue to a promote a t.v. show.

Charles Barkley says something that requires translation.

Charles Barkley is in a commercial.

Junior – Take 3 drinks every time:

Scramble for a ball.

There is a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial

A team crosses the 10 point mark, then 20 point, then 30, etc. etc.

Air ball

Three point play.

Technical foul.

Ten point run.

A pick-and-roll results with someone falling.

Alley oop!

Senior – Finish your drink every time:

An upset occurs (UK or UConn win)

The higher seed wins. (Get it?)

Be careful out there and know when to say when.

Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch or “like” CraveOnline Sports on Facebook

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