The Big List: Stephen Fry Vs. Russia! Best Missed Connection!

Time to go to a party, attempt to talk with people and socialize, find a dark corner to stand in by yourself, continue standing in the corner, check your phone to feel less like a loser, leave the party as soon as possible, go home, breath a big sigh of relief but continue feeling sad… and check out these links!!

 

The Onion: Members Of Opening Band Walking Among Crowd During Intermission Like Gods Among Men

http://www.theonion.com/articles/members-of-opening-band-walking-among-crowd-during,33398/

All Hail Cold Thunder, Warmer of Crowds!

 

Stephen Fry’s Open Letter To David Cameron And The International Olympic Committee

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/stephen-fry/stephen-fry-open-letter-to-david-cameron_b_3718389.html

Russia wants to celebrate human athletic achievement, but at the same time, hurt a large segment of their humans. [image via]

 

5 Simple Steps To Not Being A Total A**hole

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-simple-steps-to-not-being-total-asshole/

Step #6: Re-read this article until you’re not an a**hole.

 

27 Problems Only Introverts Will Understand

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/problems-only-introverts-will-understand

Are these correct? I… don’t wanna talk about it. Leave me alone.

 

Is This The Best Craigslist ‘Missed Connection’ Ever Written?

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/is-this-the-best-craigslist-missed-connection-ever-written/

Q train girl, R you still out there?

 

That’s all for this introverted edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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