6 Turkish Versions of American Movies

July 23, 2012

Why do blockbuster movies get reworked? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks. Of course, Americans remake (and reboot, and add sequels to) our own movies every year, but I like these Turkish versions of some of our biggest hits. They’re very cheesy, but from first glance, it looks like their E.T. ripoff was better than our E.T. ripoff. Here are 6 Turkish versions of American movies:

Turkish E.T.

Must utilize phone device!

Turkish Star Wars (The Final Scene)

You are to be using forces!

Turkish Batman

My parents visiting heaven are a disaster for emotions!

Turkish Rambo

Now I am having your firearm!

Turkish Star Trek

We are plan to go to all the space!

Turkish Superman

Oh no! Touching Kryptonium for me is to be impossible!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.