Found! Tom Cruise’s ‘Rock of Ages’ Contract Rider

We here at CRAVE Online have been shot at, stabbed, dragged by a motorcade, burned, and gagged all so we could bring you the breaking-news scoop on summer blockbuster super star, Tom Cruise’s ‘Rock of Ages’ Contract Rider! We’re lucky to have made it this far. 

What the hell is a Contract Rider? Well, for those that don’t know. A “rider” is a legal document that secures certain amenities for a client in addition to thier salary. Truthfully, a lot of celebs just use it to make a bunch of crazy demands (such as the famous Van Halen “Bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones picked out”). And, apparently, Mr. Cruise is no different.

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