Nick Cannon is one of the prolific men of our time. And we don’t mean professionally. (Can anyone name a Nick Cannon project without Googling? We can’t.) Even since the entertainer (if it’s even safe to call him that) split with former wife Mariah Carey, he’s developed a penchant for impregnating women literally left and right. Keeping up with the Kardashians is infinitely easier than keeping count of his kids!
Cannon’s ever-expanding brood includes 10-year-old twins Moroccan and Monroe (with Mariah Carey), 5-year-old Golden ‘Sagon’ and 1-year-old Powerful Queen (with Brittany Bell), 10-month-old twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir (with Abby De La Rosa), and the late Zen (with Alyssa Scott), who died last year at only 5 months old from brain cancer.
Cannon is currently expecting his eighth child with model Bre Tiesi, and that’s the baby mama we’re focusing on today. Why? Because she just posted a series of Instagram photos from a maternity shoot that Cannon appeared in.
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“BabyMoonin,” the mom-to-be captioned the shots. “I still just can’t believe it… babyc mommy and daddy love u so much already”
That may be so, but we hate to break it to you: the internet is slightly less psyched about Cannon’s eighth bundle of joy. The little one hasn’t even been born yet but its mere existence makes Cannon’s affinity for baby-making fodder for funny tweets.
We’re not going to judge (at least, not out loud or on a social media platform where opinions live forever on the internet) but we are totally game to round up other people’s hot takes on this unstoppable papa.
These are the funniest tweets about Nick Cannon’s maternity shoot with Bre Tiesi.
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— DTSTPRODUCTION (@enamel_black) May 25, 2022
Creating broken homes aside, the fact that these women are okay with having sex with Nick Cannon without a condom knowing he sleeps with EVERYBODY without one is wild. Y'all don't be scared of diseases?
— alexis natalee. (@iamlexifierce) May 25, 2022
The fact that all these women are willingly having unprotected sex with Nick Cannon AND letting him shoot up the club, AND getting pregnant is wild and lowkey gross. Their pH balances must be going through it.
— ?Jojie ✨ (@JadaNotJayda_) May 25, 2022
Nick Cannon heard be fruitful and multiply and ran with it ???
— Flower Child? (@beautiful_sue) May 25, 2022
Nick Cannon just collecting baby mamas like “another one, thank you”
— Yabba Dabba Doo (@CuriosityyKill) May 25, 2022
These abortion laws in America are ridiculous. Yall policing women's uteruses but men like Nick Cannon create 50million broken families and there are no forced vasectomies? WHY?
— FreeKatie (@FreeKatie1) May 23, 2022
if nick cannon don’t do anything, he gonna be there for the maternity shoot.
— Lindsay Erin ✨ (@_thelindsayerin) May 25, 2022
Nick Cannon is single-handedly trying to populate the planet.
— ??? ??? (@DonAyo_Official) May 25, 2022
now EVERYBODY SAY "thank you Nick Cannon!" https://t.co/X8PkH49eVG
— The Jay Agenda (@JayJurden) May 24, 2022