In the latest chapter of Kanye West versus The World, names have finally been named as the disgruntled rapper took to Instagram to post a list of all the people he’s been beefing with. And as it turns out, the dude has more beef than McDonald’s.
In the now-deleted gram, Ye reposted a photo from a hip hop blog attempting to tally up all the feuds he’s had in his illustriously cantankerous career. Somehow the outlet landed on a scant 35. But as eligible bachelor Kanye West was quick to point out, their calculations fell short.
“Come on guys… This list is twice as long,” West wrote in his IG caption. “You gotta put Apple Spotify Vivendi Universal Lucien Grange Tik Tok Black History Month Obama the whole cast of SNL Hillary Clinton the Devil himself Corey Gamble Bezos Charlamagne Disney Librals,” which we can only guess are Libras who want healthcare-for-all.
Kanye rounded out the list by adding Pete Davidson (obvs), bringing his kill list total to 52. (Not counting all the paparazzi he’s attacked or civilians he’s stared down while reaching for the same denim onesie at the denim onesie store.)
Take a look:
Kanye West updates list of his beefs in new Instagram post:
“Wow. Being rich is fun!!!!!” pic.twitter.com/BYwP9KzoaB
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) February 19, 2022
While this list feels like the beginnings of a memoir, something tells us this chapter in Ye’s life is far from over. (Just wait until he realizes what Twitter is for.)
If you look closely, a key to Kanye’s thought process was revealed here. For despite his recent run of malicious posts targeting his ex-wife, Kanye chose to delete this one. The one that reminded people of his beef with Peppa Pig. Because bringing pork into a beef just didn’t sit right with the man. And for that, he’s earned the esteem of Twitter.
me opening twitter to see peppa pig trending because of kanye west: pic.twitter.com/i7k1G9MNKt
— mak ❊ (@alonsosupremacy) February 20, 2022
Please explain to me right now why grown man Kanye West is beefing with Peppa Pig ?♂️ pic.twitter.com/pGZjS9Unnn
— MitchieTV (@MitchieTV) February 20, 2022
The UFC just announced that Kanye West and Peppa Pig will be the Coaches on the next Season of TUF.
— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) February 21, 2022
Peppa Pig responding to Kanye West's one sided beef with her. pic.twitter.com/XVrfSgmekh
— dylan? (@stainedfuton69) February 20, 2022
Kanye West definitely comes across as the type of celebrity that publicly beefs their own kids later in life
— sestra anna (@Gubrach) February 20, 2022
There are no "beefs" among celebrities. There is just an agreement between the two to create drama to increase each other's clout for the sake of selling you something. Like a collaboration on a single.
Example: "Beef" by Kanye West ft. Tommy Davidson
— j. austin yoshino (@AustinYoshino) February 14, 2022
Let’s just get Ukraine, Russia, Kanye and Pete all in a room together and solve the two biggest beefs all at once, then the world can go back to being all love #Russia #Ukraine #Ye #Kanyewest #PeteDavidson
— Trading at Random (@Tradingatrandom) February 14, 2022
Make sure you eat some veggies with your beefs cause that’s a lot of beef. ???
— William Taylor (@DrillbitTay2) February 20, 2022
Kanye West is a 44 year old man having the strangest beefs on the internet someone tell him to go home and worry about his children
— ? (@slowz3owner) February 13, 2022
Kanye West has to be the only full grown man I've ever seen who beefs with 20 year old girls.
— Rated L ? COMMISSIONS OPEN (@RatedLforLewd) February 13, 2022
If Kanye West beefs with timothee Chalamet, we need to prune this timeline
— Jay (@Jay_Deshmukh10) February 13, 2022
kanye west starting beefs w 20 year olds is peak kanye west
— bori ?️ (taylor's version) (@_winey_) February 12, 2022
Most interesting/intriguing celebrity drama/beefs this winter. (Let me know what else I’m missing “worth” ranking)
1. Elmo vs. Rocco
(huge, enormous gap)
2. T-Swift vs. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Stephen A. vs. KD
4. Kim K vs. Kanye West
— Jerit Roser (@JeritRoser) February 6, 2022
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