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Still wondering why you may have gotten that shitty Christmas gift way back? Don’t worry, because chances are whatever you got doesn’t come close to the terrible gift the folks below got. And even worse, it was from their secret santa.
As horrible as giving someone a Donald Trump “Make America Great Again” ornament for Christmas sounds (please, no one give that to anyone for a gift), the poor folks in this article got stuck with some really bad gifts. And they were brave enough to share it on the Internet, so everyone can laugh, cry and just be baffled together.
Check out some of the worst secret santa gifts that people have ever gotten.
This gal got a sandwich as a gift. Well, hopefully it at least tasted OK.
don’t feel bad what you got for xmas because my sister got this from her secret Santa pic.twitter.com/0ldRGtNJcy
— angie (@gotsevenrise) December 25, 2015
Is that a peanut? Someone got a peanut?! And why does she seem so damn happy?
If you wondered do I eat it
Yes of course I really did. Its official 3was the limit but very delicious. Thank secret Santa pic.twitter.com/VCGukXYppL— Lisa (@lisaswift50) December 6, 2016
*Researches “Blow Up Party Pig”*
One guy at work got a blow up ‘party’ pig from his Secret Santa…
— Meg the Bad (@MegtheGood) December 15, 2016
So someone is getting trash as a gift?
#NothingSaysTheHolidaysLike being a bad secret Santa pic.twitter.com/NhVqKLeFPm
— NurseBone (@BetsyKirichenko) December 2, 2016
Can’t wait for my stone that looks you can get it from your backyard.
Secret Santa on lock this year. https://t.co/OhRCQQUlnlpic.twitter.com/astS5h8wcR
— Ben Plum (@benplum) December 6, 2016
Or you can just get someone an apple like this person did.
Photo: Twitter
Or go all out and get a box of rocks.
Photo: Twitter
But if you’re feeling bold you can get someone a massive dildo:
Oh you know just typical coworker messages for secret Santa pic.twitter.com/wyiabl73zn
— M. (@mitzaay) December 6, 2016
Good luck shopping, everyone.
h/t The Hook Mag
