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While the last week has been full of riots, protests and tear gas, we’re confident things will return to normal once people get a good look at these random, weird and hilarious photos. Though some are not as uplifting as others, we can sure you a few things herein, mainly that cats are still assholes, and the world is going to hell no faster than seven miles per hour.
Because we really don’t need anymore parents to evict their kids, or anymore grown men pulling guns on teens for destroying a sign.
So try to relax, and remember these things that should make you feel a tad better about President Donald Trump (shudder).
These 16 Things Will Make You Feel Better About Our New President
Now, do you feel better? We at least hope you’re on the road to feeling better for a little bit at least, even though you will crumble later. Sorry. And if you never felt bad at all about our new president, well then, carry on then because you don’t need to feel better about much these days. Not yet at least.
And here’s hoping this will make you feel better: The Joe Biden Trolling Donald Trump Memes Are Exactly What We Needed
Things To Make You Feel Better
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We can’t get much dumber than we already are.
Dumb gets dumber all the time, but it is possible we hit a new high (or low) with putting a reality show host in charge of foreign policy. All we can do is sit back, relax and wait for the sweet embrace of nuclear warfare.
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A good “Seinfeld” montage always makes everything better.
A little Cosmo Kramer goes a long way. Anything Seinfeld goes a long way, really.
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Cats are still assholes.
If you were worried your life was going to somehow drastically change just because there’s a new face at the helm of the Free World, we promise you, at the very least, cats will always remain assholes.
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Things can always be worse.
That’s nuts.
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Tommy Lee Jones always has a fresh perspective on current events.
When it doubt, call in the Marshall. Tommy has delivered countless classic roles, but his best lines are usually transferable to everyday life. The phrase “who cares” has never been more zen.
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Your Second Amendment rights are still in tact.
Those of you who voted for the candidate who most supported the right to bear arms will be comforted by the fact that it’s never been more alright for your child to sleep with loaded weapons at its bedside.
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It’s the perfect time for a motivational tattoo.
Even if it’s one of the most regrettable political tattoos, it’s still a great time to go out and get scarred in the most embarrassing way possible.
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It’s not permanent. Or is it?
While it may seem as though the world will never be the same again, it’s not forever. Only four years from now (maybe eight), we have the chance to change the course of history again. And while the world may end in the meantime, there’s some hope that things won’t get weirder, at least until Melania attempts to make a speech without cue cards.
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Think of how far we’ve come.
Politically, we’ve never been more screwed, but just look at how far we’ve come in terms of Batman action scenes.
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You couldn’t screw up worse than this.
The holidays are coming up. It's our best season. Try as you might, some of the biggest screw-ups are purely natural. They’re impossible to top, but then again, Thanksgiving is right around the corner and anything is possible.
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The future of America is in good hands.
While our middle-aged white working class has fought for what’s right in the immediate future, we look to our children to carry out the legacy of the United States. Thank goodness for your promiscuous daughters whose dress-up dates are sluttier than my ex-girlfriends on Halloween.
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Beep, beep, beep. Backward is the new forward.
Beep, beep, beep? While people have overused the phrase “orange is the new black,” we stand firmly that backward is the new forward. Sometimes you have to go in reverse to get where you’re going, so maybe it’s time we apply a little more of that to regular life. Nothing like regressing to the past in order to make a weirder future.
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Sometimes, a little flatulence is just what the doctor ordered.
Just let one rip and try not to smile. Impossible!
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Things can continue on as usual.
Don't let a good routine fall away. At the end of the day, we are still in control of our destiny, especially if it has anything to do with terrible roast beef.
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Life will always be hilarious.
No matter how dark it gets, there will always be somebody out there who carries around their oversized dog in a backpack and/or treats their child like shit.
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Wait for it…no, cats are still assholes.
In an ever-changing world of ups and downs, cats remain our constant.
