25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Being Lazy

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Wouldn’t it have been great if this was titled “25 of the Funniest Tweets About Being Lazy” and then I was too lazy to get them all, so it was only like 6 tweets? Thankfully that’s not the case. These hilarious guys and girls are about to make you feel a lot better about the lazy life choices you’ve been making. Enjoy!

Autocorrect on my phone has made me so lazy. I type “hrkkp” and get pissed off that it doesn’t get changed to “hello”

— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 29, 2014

Somebody wrote “wash me” on my car. I’m so lazy, I just wrote “no” under it.

— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) February 28, 2012

I downloaded some apps on my lazy roommate’s phone. pic.twitter.com/idNDwAdNZ3

— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 28, 2014

I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn’t even that far away

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015

I’m too lazy up get up to kill this moth but we locked eyes & I made a slitting motion across my throat so I know I scared him.

— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) April 4, 2014

I’m so lazy that even if I had one of those bunk beds which has a desk underneath I would still probably moan about the commute

— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) July 20, 2016

It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so stop being so lazy, happy people.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 7, 2015

Ever have sex that’s so lazy, neither one of you is on top?

— Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) August 22, 2011

You know you’re lazy when your computer asks you, ‘The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?’

— kalyani nandkishor ® (@SmileIsPeace) November 29, 2015

Sometimes I think I’m not lazy, but then I remember I consider putting on high-top sneakers too much work most of the time.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 24, 2016

I’m so lazy I just gave up halfway through a shrug.

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 13, 2011

When ur too lazy to get up from bed and turn off the lights pic.twitter.com/s9mBaNWUow

— Laughing (@OMGtrolls) March 10, 2015

[old person scoffs] These young people, so lazy. When I was their age I was already ruining their economic future

— Hippo (@InternetHippo) June 28, 2016

Humans are so lazy we are 70% sure that robots are going to kill us all but we keep making them because chores suck.

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 30, 2015

I’m so lazy, if I got Catfished I’d just marry the person anyway.

— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) October 30, 2015

If I truly “lived each day like my last” I would probably just cancel my plans and lie down.

— Babe Parker (@BabeParker) May 26, 2016

Last night I was so lazy I changed my tampon in my bed and put the trash in an empty chip bag that was also in my bed.

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) May 21, 2013

You are never truly alone if you are too lazy to unsubscribe. pic.twitter.com/n85ABhUfhO

— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) February 14, 2015

@whatwouldDOOdo dear MLB, when do pitchers report back for ST? I’ve got one who’s gotten a bit lazy in the offseason pic.twitter.com/7f73fHNMQU

— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) January 24, 2014

Naming a store “Linens and Things” is so lazy. It’s like calling a place “Blankets and Shit.”

— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) October 14, 2010

Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.

— Craig Nugent (@IAMCRAIGNUGENT) January 18, 2014

There’s a fly on this airplane. Ugh, so lazy!

— Kim Holcomb (@kimholcomb) April 27, 2013

I don’t get racism.

Are you SO lazy, you can’t take one moment to get to know a person and hate them for who they are AS AN INDIVIDUAL?

— (((maura quint))) (@behindyourback) July 12, 2010