25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Being Lazy
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Wouldn’t it have been great if this was titled “25 of the Funniest Tweets About Being Lazy” and then I was too lazy to get them all, so it was only like 6 tweets? Thankfully that’s not the case. These hilarious guys and girls are about to make you feel a lot better about the lazy life choices you’ve been making. Enjoy!
Autocorrect on my phone has made me so lazy. I type “hrkkp” and get pissed off that it doesn’t get changed to “hello”
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 29, 2014
Somebody wrote “wash me” on my car. I’m so lazy, I just wrote “no” under it.
— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) February 28, 2012
I downloaded some apps on my lazy roommate’s phone. pic.twitter.com/idNDwAdNZ3
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 28, 2014
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn’t even that far away
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
I’m too lazy up get up to kill this moth but we locked eyes & I made a slitting motion across my throat so I know I scared him.
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) April 4, 2014
I’m so lazy that even if I had one of those bunk beds which has a desk underneath I would still probably moan about the commute
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) July 20, 2016
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so stop being so lazy, happy people.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 7, 2015
Ever have sex that’s so lazy, neither one of you is on top?
— Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) August 22, 2011
You know you’re lazy when your computer asks you, ‘The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?’
— kalyani nandkishor ® (@SmileIsPeace) November 29, 2015
Sometimes I think I’m not lazy, but then I remember I consider putting on high-top sneakers too much work most of the time.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 24, 2016
I’m so lazy I just gave up halfway through a shrug.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 13, 2011
When ur too lazy to get up from bed and turn off the lights pic.twitter.com/s9mBaNWUow
— Laughing (@OMGtrolls) March 10, 2015
[old person scoffs] These young people, so lazy. When I was their age I was already ruining their economic future
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) June 28, 2016
Humans are so lazy we are 70% sure that robots are going to kill us all but we keep making them because chores suck.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 30, 2015
I’m so lazy, if I got Catfished I’d just marry the person anyway.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) October 30, 2015
If I truly “lived each day like my last” I would probably just cancel my plans and lie down.
— Babe Parker (@BabeParker) May 26, 2016
Last night I was so lazy I changed my tampon in my bed and put the trash in an empty chip bag that was also in my bed.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) May 21, 2013
You are never truly alone if you are too lazy to unsubscribe. pic.twitter.com/n85ABhUfhO
— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) February 14, 2015
— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) January 24, 2014
Naming a store “Linens and Things” is so lazy. It’s like calling a place “Blankets and Shit.”
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) October 14, 2010
Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.
— Craig Nugent (@IAMCRAIGNUGENT) January 18, 2014
There’s a fly on this airplane. Ugh, so lazy!
— Kim Holcomb (@kimholcomb) April 27, 2013
I don’t get racism.
Are you SO lazy, you can’t take one moment to get to know a person and hate them for who they are AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
— (((maura quint))) (@behindyourback) July 12, 2010
When you’re too lazy to say two words pic.twitter.com/6EoLX8ifAM
— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) February 15, 2015
I’m so lazy that
— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) April 11, 2014