This Dining Father Proves That The Best Dad Jokes Go Unnoticed

Father’s Day is rapidly approaching, which means you should really start paying attention to dear old dad. This is especially the case when you notice him acting squirrelly (as Twitter user @biticonjustine did). Odds are he’s up to no good. Or, you know, at least up to something if he’s just sitting there staring at you. Sure, he could just be waiting for the right moment to get all emotionally available on you, but it’s more likely that he’s waiting for his incredibly cheesy joke to stick its landing.

dad pac man pancakes tweet, dad jokes

dad pac man pancakes tweet, dad jokes

dad pac man pancakes tweet, dad jokes
I think your work here is done, pops. Now pay the bill and let’s get out of here before you make some other prehistoric reference to embarrass us.

(h/t Tastefully Offensive)

Maybe just call for Father’s Day next year: Play Bingo Using Phone Calls With Your Dad