Thirsty Dude Instagram Comment Generator

Gorgeous. Perfect. Lets make a baby.|U got a kik?|the things i would do 2 u|Want to eat dat ass with a knife and fork|Wanna work with me? I’m a professional photographer. DM me|oops my pants are missing|sssssslay|one day we gon fuk|if you need a real man in your life, HMU|can we hook up? ha ha lol jk. (unless you gonna do it.)|U make my pants feel funny|i lick ur toes?|I would treat you like the goddess you are|*stops scrolling, gets out lotion and tissues, lowers blinds*|dude i would bust so fast|this pic has me weak|wish my face was those pants|U should be the mother of my children|i would suck the booty juice out of that ass with a cocktail straw|want want want|You need a place to sit? Because my face is right here|I’d lick your booty with more dedication than my cat licks his own booty|I’d eat you faster than a chipotle veggie burrito bowl|I doubt you’ll see this or even reply if you do, but I’d love it if a hot girl like you would give a normal guy like me a chance.|If we were together I would treat you like the queen you are|Thanks a lot now I have to wash my pants|No condoms 4 a special gurl like u|U drivin me crazy|I bet yo booty taste better than a fresh McGriddle sandwich|I would leave my family just to be your wedgie|Next time you take a bath, leave the water in the tub so I can drink it|Want to marry? I’m in hedge funds NBD|I don’t want you. I need you. Straight up.|Everyone just stop. She’s mine.|Here’s my number [inserts actual phone number for the whole Internet to see] let’s talk|Yo. DMed u.|<span class=”emoji”> </span>|Wanna see my <span class=”emoji”> ️ ️ </span>|<span class=”emoji”> </span>|<span class=”emoji”> </span>===D<span class=”emoji”></span>|<span class=”emoji”> </span>|<span class=”emoji”> </span>|I want ur <span class=”emoji”></span>on my<span class=”emoji”></span>|<span class=”emoji”> </span>|<span class=”emoji”> </span>|<span class=”emoji”> </span>plzzzz