I have to hand it to Bank of America. Their online customer service reps will put up with a lot of ridiculous questions with no sense of judgment whatsoever. I logged onto their site and inquired about starting a new account, but was hesitant because of a bad experience with my last bank and a strip club. It starts off simple enough, but quickly spirals into a story of deceit, forgiveness, and mysterious boating accidents. Enjoy!
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