You Know, Kids Can Really Be A-holes Sometimes
For those of you who have kids, you probably already know all about this. As much as you love them, kids can be absolute monsters. I know this for a fact. I was one. To this day, my mother still tells stories of how I managed to scale giant bookshelves or when I put my fully dressed friend in the shower and turned the water on. The bottom line is, while children are lovable and adorable, they can also be total a-holes. For those of you that don’t have any yet, let this be just another form of birth control for you.