Create Your Own NBA Basketball Bingo!

I’m sure it’s been awhile since you’ve played Bingo. If you’re reading this you’re likely not 5 … or 85 …. But just imagine the hilarity that will ensue if you get a few adults together, a few drinks, and you line up some cards for everyone with five squares down, five across across — plop a star in the middle and turn on the next best NBA matchup.

We decided to have fun with the hypothetical. Below are 24 items you can choose from to fill out your adult Bingo basketball card before this weekend’s All-Star game in Toronto, or any upcoming NBA game for that matter.

X marks the spot very time …

Steph Curry drains a three

Which will happen a lot. Like, an absurd amount. A record clip. Seriously, you have no idea. Highlights count.

steph curry three

Andre Drummond misses a free throw

This will happen a lot too. Like, an absurd amount. You have no …. you get my point.

drummond ft

Greg Popovich gives a one-word response

Best interviewee in the sport.

You hear “David Blatt”

He no longer has a job, but they won’t stop talking about LeBron’s string of coaches.

CLEVELAND, OH - JANUARY 21: Head coach David Blatt of the Cleveland Cavaliers yells to his team during the second half against the Los Angeles Clippers at Quicken Loans Arena on January 21, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio. The Cavaliers defeated the Clippers 113-100. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory copyright notice. (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)

LeBron James throws down a dunk

He’s still a monster.

lebron dunk

You hear “All-Star snub”

There’s a lot of them … every year … not everyone can make a 12-man roster! Sorry Damian!

Portland Trail Blazers v Oklahoma City Thunder

You see Drake

Is he at every game?? The Toronto fan will DEFINITELY be at the All-Star Game.

Detroit Pistons v Toronto Raptors

You see the CN Tower

They’ll have plenty of exterior shots All-Star weekend. 

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You see a Sting promo

He’s performing at the All-Star Game half time show …. Yup …. Sting … You know, the guy from The Police …. Message In A …. never mind.

Change Begins Within: A David Lynch Foundation Benefit Concert

Isaiah Thomas is referred to Isiah Thomas

Isaiah is not Isiah’s son.

collage

You hear “Kobe’s last” anything

Dude is retiring at the end of this year. The final leg of the farewell tour is underway.

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 31: Kobe Bryant #24 of the Los Angeles Lakers reacts during the second half of the basketball game against Charlotte Hornets at Staples Center January 31, 2016, in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using the photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

The Warriors get compared to the ’96 Bulls

Golden State is making a run at the famous all-time best 72-10 record of Jordan, Pippen, Rodman and Co.

Chicago Bulls players Dennis Rodman (L), Scottie P

Anthony Davis blocks a shot

It’s what he does …

anthony davis block

Talk of the Spurs’ dominance without Tim Duncan

It’s now the Kawhi Leonard – LaMarcus Aldridge era

San Antonio Spurs v Brooklyn Nets

Chris Bosh/Dwyane Wade hug LeBron

It will happen during All-Star weekend. It’s what they do.

wade lebron hug

Star teammates connect for a bucket

There are many possibilities here. Imagine it’s NBA Jam and there are only two players you can choose. 

Oklahoma City Thunder v Brooklyn Nets

John Wall is caught dancing

It’s what he does … fairly well. 

john wall dancing

There’s an air ball

It happens more than you might think.

air ball

You see a Hall-of-Famer in the stands 

The bigger the game, the more stars sitting courtside.

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You hear “Kevin Durant” and “Lakers”

The Lakers want him after this season more than you want a toilet made of solid gold.

Oklahoma City Thunder v Los Angeles Lakers

There’s a Chris Paul assist

THIS is what he does

You see a WAG

Not sure who Marky Mark has with him here, but this would certainly count. Ooh la la.

Celebrities At The Los Angeles Lakers Game

You hear “Carmelo Anthony” and “trade”

Or better yet, simply when you hear the words “Knicks” and “trade.”

Golden State Warriors v New York Knicks

You see or hear “Fear the beard”

Seriously, we’re kinda over it … Ah, who are we kidding. Would we even recognize him if he shaved? The answer is no. A HARDen “no.”

Dallas Mavericks v Houston Rockets - Game Five

Have fun. Party responsibly. 

 

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GIFs via SB Nation and Fansided.


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