100 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names: American League

Let’s be clear. It is important to have a great team name. You can’t be sailing through the year with some lame name like “Pretty Boys” (real in my league) or some weird inside joke like “Redd Menace” (my go to). Take a step forward and find a better name this season.

As part of our annual traditional, I cultivated the best names for you to use as your own. I won’t tell anyone.

American League East

Red Sox

Mookie Monsters

All Betts are Off

Rusney Nails

Castillo-eo-eo-eo

Uncle Buchholz

Hakuna Moncada

Ellsbury Dough Boy

Bogaerting Success

Koji Beef Sliders

Orioles

Machado AboutNothing

Macho Machado Man

Chris DaVIS-IGOTHS

I Think I McCann

Yankees

Never Beg 4 Headley

Musical Headley

7 Headley Sins

AndrewMillerHighLife

The Gregorius BIG

Blue Jays

Espresso Bautista

Buehrle Legal Babes

Jose Reyes of Light

E5? Bingo!

Re-Encarnacion

Rays

Souza’s Marches

Moore Cobb Salad

In It 4 the Longoria

Candygram for Longo

Eggs Over Odorizzi

Related: 100 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names: National League

American League Central

White Sox

Abreu GotWhat I Need

Mad About Abreu

Labor Day Sale

Come Avisail Away

RUSamardzija5thGdr?

Melky was a Bad Idea

Melky Carton Kids

Melky Discharge

Royals

Boats & Hosmer

Wizard of Hos-mer

Slice of Famous Sals

GregHolland’sAmerica

Tigers

The Price is Right

Get Miggy With It

Miggy Mouse Club

Yoenis Envy

Verlander Milk&Honey

StormnTheCastellanos

Good for the Gose

Indians

Get a Kluber

Kluber Lang Knockout

Moss Free Rock

Tabassco Carrasco

Kipniss Everdeen

Cleveland Streamers

Bourn Supremacy

Twins

Tough Hughes to Phil

Mauer Patch Kids

Knowledge Is Mauer

The Mauer the Better

Dozier da Destructor

That’sADozierOfAHit

The Buxton StopsHere

Where’s Oswaldo?

American League West

Athletics

50ShadesOf SonnyGray

Navy of Semien

Lay Down the Lawrie

Brett Lawrie & Order

BillyBeaneNotMyLover

Angels

Mike’s Trouser Trout

Twist & Trout

Trout at the Devil

CJ Cron’s Disease

CJ Cron-ic

Winnie the Pujols

Garrett of Passage

APriestWlksIntoAybar

Calhoun-ds of Hell

Astros

Altuve OfThe Warrior

Castro’s Astros

Calm down, I Gattis

AnotherBrickInQualls

Springer in my Step

George Springer Show

Rangers

Fielder of Dreams

Yu Lose

Whirling Darvish

Sippin on Gin Andrus

Choo Talkin to Me?

Big League Choo

Tighten My Beltre

Championship Beltre

Kings of Leonys

What’s that Odor?

Mariners

Cano one stop me?

Sexy and I Cano It

Lord Farquhars

Leave it to Seager

Eager Seagers

King Fix-It Felix

Booze Cruz

Cruz’n w/ my Homies

Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch or “like” CraveOnline Sports on Facebook.

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