Form an orderly queue, gentlemen! The day you’ve been waiting for is here. Lena Dunham is single.
Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff have split. After more than five years together, the pair has parted ways, reps for both confirm to PEOPLE. A source says the breakup was “amicable.”
Five years. Five fucking years. This dude deserves some kind of settlement from the state. Or some kind of gift card for not slitting his own throat on Facebook Live by now. My god. Shouldn’t he be the one wearing all black after suffering in silence for this long? Also, speaking of wearing all black and “Lena Dunham Is At It Again” news, apparently Dunham showed up for a Time’s Up photo-op and did nothing else to help with the cause. So Tessa Thompson called her outon it. I hope this brings as much comfort to Jack Antonoff as it did me.