We’ve known for a while that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, but I guess it’s official now since she posted in on Instagram. With a plug for Calvin Klein and a shout out to God for apparently having a vested interest in Khloe doing the unprotected sex with Tristan Thompson, it’s another post about how being pregnant is some sort of miracle instead of a basic, biological function that’s happened billions of times. Like it happens so much, you can go to a doctor and stop it from happening. It happens so much the GOP says we can’t afford to feed them all. I really think God and magic get too much credit for this. Not sure how tall this baby is gonna be, but I think we’ll get a better sense of that when we eventually see it swatting down planes.
Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Instagram
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 08, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by BG022/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 8, 2017 in Los Angeles, CA. (Photo by SMXRF/Star Max/GC Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 08, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 08, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by starzfly/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 08, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 08, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by starzfly/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 08, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Khloe Kardashian is seen on December 08, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by gotpap/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
