Amy Schumer has a new movie coming out today called Snatched, and I’m glad I looked at the cast and the synopsis, because I thought it was about Amy Schumer in a room with bread. It’s not.
When her boyfriend dumps her before their exotic vacation, a young woman persuades her ultra-cautious mother to travel with her to paradise, with unexpected results.
The “ultra-cautious mother” is played by Goldie Hawn, so off top you know this movie is less believable than Transformers, because when a woman comes out of Goldie Hawn’s vagina, she grows up to look like this. Maybe they should have said Amy Schumer was adopted. It currently has a 37% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I assume that will go up once Teen Vogue reviews it or reviewers get death threats and petitions for them to lose their jobs because they hate women instead of hating bad movies or whatever. I would call Schumer the female Dane Cook, but at least Dane Cook isn’t a horrific human being. Oh, and if you need another reason not to see this, Lena Dunham posted this. You’d think Lena would stop publicly supporting things after Hillary Clinton. Honestly, we should be blaming her more than Comey.
My sister in every sense of the word @amyschumer has a new movie out this weekend. #Snatched is gonna heal & calm us! Cannot wait. pic.twitter.com/CdhkEWAVm6
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) May 11, 2017
Amy Schumer Snatched Premiere
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World premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theater in Los Angeles - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Westwood, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn, Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 May 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn, Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 May 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 May 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 May 2017 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn, Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn, Amy Schumer Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Goldie Hawn Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Film premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Apega/WENN.com
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Los Angeles Premiere 'Snatched' at Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Westwood, California, United States When: 10 May 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Los Angeles Premiere 'Snatched' at Regency Village Theatre - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Westwood, California, United States When: 10 May 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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'Snatched' film premiere at Regency Theater in Westwood - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Hudson Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 10 May 2017 Credit: Guillermo Proano/WENN.com
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World premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theater in Los Angeles - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Westwood, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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World premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theater in Los Angeles - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Westwood, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
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World premiere of 'Snatched' held at the Regency Village Theater in Los Angeles - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Schumer Where: Westwood, California, United States When: 11 May 2017 Credit: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com
