Jon Hamm Was A Violent Douche Frat Bro

Well, this is disappointing. Apparently Jon Hamm attended the University of Texas at Austin where he was a member of Sigma Nu. And the one thing we know about the ancient Greeks and the Greeks on college campuses, it’s that they were/are violent and everything is borderline gay. Daily Mail (via ONTD) reports:

Court documents have been unearthed regarding Jon Hamm’s matriculation at University of Texas/Austin


Jon was a sophomore at UTA in 1990 and a member of the frat Sigma Nu


A 21-year old pledge was called to the Sigma Nu house at 2:30 AM


The still unidentified pledge was alledgely subjected to two hours of physical abuse as part of his frat hazing


The victim told police that he was hit with a paddle 30 times and lifted off the floor by his underwear. Jon & co swayed him back and forth causing him ‘great pain’


He then states that Jon led him to the basement “pit” where his face was slammed into the ground while doing push ups. The pledge also states that Jon stood on his spine with his full weight


The pledge also alleged that his pants were set on fire and he was forced to blow them out instead of patting


The pledge was then *allegedly* taken to the “Party Room” where Hamm ‘hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his genitals and led him by the hammer around the room’


Jon went moved on to another pledge after he was done with the victim


The victim was found by his mother the next morning hiding his in apartment closet full of bruises. He begged his mother not to file a police report, but she did anyway


As a result, 8 warrants were issued for Hamm and seven other frat members. Three of the members were sentenced to 30 days in prison and Hamm was charged with assualt in 1991


The Sigma Nu chapter was closed on the UTA campus and Jon reached a plea deal with authorities in 1995

If you go to college and need to pay to get laid (whether the girls want to bang you or not)  and have other dudes always want to do something with your balls or put something up your ass to build brotherhood, you might consider joining a fraternity to become a sociopath with a paddle made of a sense of entitlement and date rape. Or you can just, I don’t know, have a personality and don’t make your self-worth solely based on the opinions of dudes who try to humiliate you and teach you how to use chloroform. Of course, people can change in 25 years, but look at Jon Hamm’s face. At one point that face was trying beat another dude’s balls with a claw hammer for fun. Hannibal even thinks that’s suspect.