Pretty much every movie Hollywood makes now is based on a comic book or a toy or a remake of a toy or a remake of comic book or a reboot of a movie that didn't need to be rebooted or a sequel to a reboot or something about robots. I also don't like to use the Oxford comma. But do any of these movies have Jessica Alba as stripper? No? Well, Sin City: A Dame To Kill For For does. Step up your game, other comic book movies. Awww, your family was murdered and now you have special powers or whatever? Sorry. Go pass around the trust pillow at your therapy group and tell your Christopher Nolan to add more strippers.
