Justin Bieber’s Dad Is Defending Him

All parents know that the best time to defend and provide instruction for their children is on social media after they've been arrested, so the man responsible for fertilizing this abomination to music went on Twitter today to defend the actions of his son. But before you read this, please see the above banner picture. The inked up tool in camo shorts and wife beater is Jeremy Bieber. He also calls himself "Lord Rauhl" (no, I'm not kdding). It's okay. He's not reading this right now because he's probably at a strip club lunch buffet.

"I can protect my kids, but I can't protect them from you and your lies. Believe in the truth not in the lies of the enemy. #reallife,"

Dude, what the fuck does that even mean? If I'm not mistaken, I'm pretty positive the truth was all there in the police report. Like, you know, all documented and shit. I realize your kid is 19 and a millionaire, but you're not doing him any favors by thinking you're all Brutus and we're Julius Caesar and you're automatically protected by your own integrity. The only thing that you should be stabbing is that zit on your kid's chin that apparently talks to him and tell him he's invincible.