Amanda Bynes Says Her Meds Are Working Already

 

Amanda Bynes is desperately trying to get out of the psychiatric hospital, so surprise! The meds she just started taking have somehow magically cured her! Just another Jesus miracle, my friends. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes is doing remarkably better … she’s stabilized, not hearing voices and it’s all because of a cocktail … TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … doctors at the psychiatric hospital where she’s being held have given her a combination of meds — referred to as a cocktail — to control what appears to be schizophrenia. Our sources say Amanda responded quickly and dramatically.  We’re told in the last 3 days, Amanda has stopped talking to herself and stopped insulting people. To the contrary, we’re told she’s become downright polite, even saying “please” and “thank you.”  She has shown no signs of violence. The progress is all the more stunning because these cocktails are notoriously difficult to gauge — getting the right combination of meds with the right doses is something of a crap shoot.  Our sources say the meds take 7 to 10 days to fully kick in, so they’re not declaring victory yet, but they’re optimistic. But there’s an ironic twist.  Amanda is scheduled to have a court hearing today … where she’s trying to get out of the psych hospital. The fact that she’s doing better can actually help her case, but we’re told doctors are confident the judge will not let her out for several reasons.

Based solely on all the white girls I know, psychotrpic drugs take at least two weeks to kick in, so it’s pretty safe to say Amanda Bynes is lying. I mean, she once called my airbrused t-shirt of Ashley Greene riding a unicorn naked “ugly”, so it’s obvious she can’t be trusted.

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