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Singer/pimp John Legend proposed to his girlfriend of four years, model/chef/drunk bitch babysitter Christine Teigen, this weekend while on vacation in Maldives. Jesus would be pleased. People reports:
“Ordinary People” soul singer John Legend is doing something extraordinary – he’s getting married. “John Legend and his girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives,” Legend’s rep, Cindi Berger, tells PEOPLE. No further details were provided, but Legend’s whereabouts this coming weekend are being reported in Las Vegas newspapers.
I know, you’re expecting a joke here, but there’s not much to say when two cool, funny, attractive people are in love and decide to get married. Although I would like to point out that when I ordered Chinese food on Christmas day, they gave me two free egg rolls by mistake. Sorry, world. I know it may be hard, but try not to compare your weekend to mine and John’s. Just be thankful for what you do have.
Note: “‘Ordinary People’ soul singer John Legend is doing something extraordinary – he’s getting married.” (The editors at People pay good money for quality writing like that, just fyi)
