Sarah Jessica Parker attended the 2011 UNICEF Snowflake Ball last night where I assume she was there to hand our poison apples to every other chick in the room. Please keep in mind that on Sex In The City, every single guy in NYC are falling over themselves to hit this. This. When asked for comment, Rick Grimes said, “Look, that’s not Sarah anymore.”
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