Herman Cain Might Drop Out Of The Presidential Race

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“This is the finger I use, ladies. Come sit on my lap and talk to the Godfather.”

Herman Cain, candidate for the 2012 U.S. Republican Party presidential nomination, sounds like Uncle Ben or the old guy in your neighborhood who fixes cars after he just left a 2 for 1 sale at Men’s Wearhouse, and apparently that’s attractive to women. So much so that bitches are coming out of the damn woodwork claiming sexual harassment and misconduct during his time as CEO of the National Restaurant Association in the late 1990s, and one woman, Ginger White, says she carried on a 13-year affair with Cain that ended before he announced his presidential campaign. He should have come up with a 9-9-9 plan for all this. National Review Online reports:

In a conference call this morning, Herman Cain told his senior staff that he is “reassessing” whether to remain in the race. He told them he will make his final decision “over the next several days.”

I’m not going to sit here and say having sex with someone other than your wife is wrong, but it might not be the best idea to get all pious and preach family, faith, and moral fortitude then try to finger bang some chick at a conference before you run for President. It might not also be the best idea to show more respect to unborn babies than you do your own wife. Much like Clinton, maybe Cain should have waited to buy those cigars until after he got elected.


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