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For people who actually know how to read, you’d figure you’re just as likely to see Snooki in a book store as you are to see Captain Howdy in church. This is her second book. Her first was a bestseller. Nowhere is safe. Stock up on Valtrex, fill your tanks, and aim for the head.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
