Apparently Todd likes black cock as much as Kim Kardashian does, because I woke up to a text message telling me to post the leaked nude photos of Chris Brown. If you’re into that sort of thing too, the video is after the jump. I don’t care enough to comment much further, but it’s safe to assume it wasn’t his penis that he used to beat Rihanna.

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