Backed by a smooth, mellow groove, John Mayer cried like a little bitch last night while playing the victim because he thinks he’s being attacked the media. Look, you narcissistic asshole, if you didn’t open your mouth and say dumb shit, nobody would “attack you”. Villagers aren’t chasing you up the windmill, jackass. You’re a douchebag and you got called out on it. That’s it. So if you could shut the fuck up and write some more vagina begging lyrics so I can quote them at last call that would be great.
Bryn Pryor presents five films which prove that porn is an art form.
