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In that wannabe Freddy Mercury screeching shit he does that’s supposed to be singing, Adam Lambert performed his song about gay date rape on the American Music Awards tonight. Wow, this guy is a fag. And I don’t mean “fag” like I did in the 7th grade. I would pick Rainbow Brite and the Berries and Cream lad for my kickball team before I picked this prancing gaywad. I swear, I fully expected to see Peter Pan and He-Man show up on stage in mesh halter tops and ball gags, but maybe they got scared because his voice sounds like a bag of Christmas puppies being set on fire. It’s common knowledge that gay men prefer white tiger cubs.
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