Farrah Fawcett Will Probably Die Today

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Her two year battle with anal cancer apparently at an end, friends close to Farrah Fawcett fully expect her to pass away as early as today. Yikes. NYDN reports:

“I’m not sure if she’s going to make it through the day,” Walters said on Thursday’s “Good Morning America.” “She’s had her last rites.”

She was a little before my time, but from what I understand, if jacking off to Farrah Fawcett back in the 1970’s could have been converted to renewable energy, we’d no longer be dependent on foreign oil. So good job, Nixon and Carter. I’m gonna be leaving menus on Chinese people’s cars pretty soon because you failed to recognize the power of this chick’s tits.

Sorry about the shitty quality, but apparently finding decent hi-res pics of Farrah Fawcett requires some kind of advanced degree: