The magic of television will have you believe that all the single 20-something men of Manhattan are lining up to bang this sinewy hag, but in reality, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she should be giving a princess a poison apple. Jesus, this bitch is hideous. And why is she even exercising? The thing in the attic in Hellraiser looked more human than this bitch. Seriously. If she has a car, I fully expect it to be powered by the screams of small children.
Brooks Nader has once again left fans stunned, as she lifted her tiny micro minidress to bare her butt in…
