Tom Cruise Has His Own Marijuana

Tom Cruise and his lawyers are seriously considering suing after they have learned of a new strain of medical marijuana that bears the actor’s name – “Tom Cruise Purple.” Tom Cruise threatening legal action? Get outta here. Rush & Malloy reports:

One of Cruise’s friends found it “outrageous” that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically. Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs. Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their “inventory.” But one weed devotee said, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”

Tom Cruise is an indoctrinated robot who sues at every slightest perceived offense, so the ironic thing here is that if Tom Cruise actually smoked some weed, he’d realize he was a tool and a Scientology puppet with a Napoleon complex who would probably be better off just coming out of the closet and living on a farm somewhere in Iowa with his life partner and their adopted Korean son and their two Labs. So if you happen to see Tom Cruise walking down the street and you also happen to enjoy smoking marijuana in public, blow a shotgun in his face. The American people depend on you.

Tom CruiseKatie Holmes in Hollywood earlier this week (sent from Kristy via email):


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