It’s hard to tell, but it doesn’t look like Geri has started her first cycle of steroids yet, but by the looks of her personal trainer that might be a possibility. At least I think that’s her trainer. I think I saw him once when those kids crossed the bridge to Terabithia, so I’m not even sure this freak is human. Because, really, people don’t look like that unless their daddy didn’t hug them enough or they’re barbarians from outer space. So either this guy is secretly colonizing our planet or he goes home and jerks off to WWE. Either of those he should probably keep to himself.
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