Steven Tyler Says Hello To His Little Friend

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Here’s Steven Tyler arguing with his penis over whether or not it’s gonna happen tonight with this young, watery tart. Steven wants to get some, “I’m still young enough, I swear…” action and his dick would rather hold the remote and flip back and forth between a senior public access show and Cocoon. My guess is Cocoon won, because all old rocker penises agree Steve Guttenberg not-sex, alien sex scenes trump any Steven Tyler sex. And let’s not even talk about shirtless Wilford Brimley. Oh God, it’s getting hot in herrreee…



Note: I realize this set is a couple months old, but the shot of Steven’s dong was new to me, so it got posted. You know you love it.

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