Britney Spears Kicks Old Dogs

Felicia Culotta, Britney Spears’ personal assistant for more than nine years just quit and is speaking out about Britney’s behavior. Culotta claims that Britney is basically beyond help. She says:

I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding…There’s just so much you can do to help a person – I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say – You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch,” she wrote. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!”

So, to recap, this lady tried to help Britney and Britney basically told her to fuck off. If I wasn’t such a cold, calculating killing machine ever since the government erased memory and reprogrammed me following my accident, I would kinda feel bad for Britney because it looks like she probably fired the one person who actually had the balls to tell her she’s an idiot. Some people say that Britney won’t be happy until she wakes up in a ditch using yesterday’s newspaper as tonight’s blanket, but they’re only half right. We’ll be happy too. Keep up the good work Britney!



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