Apparently being a bloated former pop princess with a receding hairline and two kids under the age of two isn’t as hot as it used to be, because Britney’s boyfriend, Isaac “Eyezik” Cohen, just dumped her. Over the phone.
According to a friend of Isaac, 25, he has been “looking to get out of the relationship for a while. “It was a bit much for him,” the friend tells OK! “There was a lot of drama – it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular. He likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out – but there is only so much one person can do.” What’s next for Isaac? “Hanging out with the guys and riding his dirt bike,” says the friend.”
So, to reiterate, last week this guy was being lavished with expensive gifts and spending weekends in $40,000 a night suites in Las Vegas. Today he would rather ride a motorcycle than ride Britney. God, she must be taking this badly. Even her magic mirror can’t help her with this one. I wonder what’s getting on the bullets more, tears or mustard?