It would probably be easy to give up on life when your sister is Jessica Simpson and you’re considered the “ugly” one, so you have to give it to Ashlee Simpson for trying so hard all the time. Except for whatever day these pictures were taken. I don’t see her shopping cart or bags of cans anywhere, because I’m mostly just trying to figure out how she can look this bad after having plastic surgery. The only way there could’ve been high fives in that operating room is if there was a game on.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.