We apologize for making you look at Cameron Diaz this long, so to make it up to you, here’s Jessica Alba at the beach again. Specifically, Jessica Alba’s ass. These are more pictures from this set that showed up online last night, and whoever took these needs to receive a certificate of achievement in paparazziing because her ass is fantastic. I want to look away, but every time I try, I do that thing Hiro does when he’s trying to stop time, and a piece of furniture flies across the room.
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