Paris Hilton Has High Standards

Paris Hilton is claiming she turned down an offer to have a sex doll created in her image. She says:

I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. They were like: ‘They’ll sell for $50,000 each, it’ll be the real-life you.’ And I’m like: ‘I really don’t want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!'”

I don’t know if I have a harder time believing that someone would actually pay $50,000 to have sex with a flat-chested plastic doll with a ten inch wide hole between its legs or the fact that Paris Hilton seems to be morally objected to all this. This is weird because the real life Paris would have sex with a herd of elephants if she thought it would get her on television. You might have to buy a special air pump to make sure the feet get blown up all the way, but at least with the doll you won’t need to prescription to suppress future outbreaks.

Paris and Kim Kadashian in Sydney:



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