There’s really not much to look at on the home page right now, so here are some pictures of Adriana Lima in a tiny bikini. Damn, she’s hot. You really can’t ask for a better combination than model, Brazilian and virgin. If a naked Adriana Lima showed up at my door then a magic lamp suddenly fell out of the sky, I’d seriously consider giving her half of what I sell the lamp for on eBay.
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