Here’s Lucy Clarkson flashing her ass at some event that I don’t know may or may not have happened yesterday or three years ago. Lucy Clarkson is famous for being the model for the video game character Lara Croft since she was 16, and that’s pretty much it. From these pictures, she either wants some person named Jodie Jordan to kiss her ass or she wants Jodie Marsh and Jordan (Katie Price) to kiss her ass. Either way, I’m sure her parents will be equally as proud.
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