Britney Spears is Beautiful

At this point, Britney Spears should just go ahead and apply for that job with the carnival freak show. Seriously, it’s over. If she snaps back tomorrow to the “Britney” of three years ago, there would still be about a billion pictures of Britney (like these) looking like absolute shit which would preclude us from thinking she’s “hot” again. You’d think with all her money, she’d at least have a mirror or a friend. Yet she goes out in public looking like Elvira, Mistress of the Buffet. The Nazis who opened the Ark of the Covenant looked better than Britney Spears.


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