When it’s time for some private reflection and practicing your toe curling exercises, most people choose not to share their experience with anyone who’ll watch. Not Victoria Silvstedt, though. She’ll hop right out on her balcony, take those itchy bikini bottoms off and go right to work on herself. I can’t imagine how many people were personally affected by this public display of self violation … the paparazzi, the Christians, the virgins, the fat guy in the bushes … well, as it turns out I am also affected. So much so that I decided to share it with my neighborhood, too.
Be back in a few.