A great philosopher once said, “never trust a big butt and a smile,” but I don’t think he’s ever seen Jessica Biel. Even though she looks like she could pick up a car in these pics taken at her Brentwood gym on June 15th, the chick is hot. Ten pounds of muscle is okay when it’s attached to an ass like this . I’d much prefer a girl who looks like she could catch a quick slant over the middle than Britney Spears rolling off me looking for her inhaler.
Top 10 Sexiest Celebrity GIFs
Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs
As we all know, when girls hang out together they take off their clothes and frolic, as evidenced by this GIF of Community co-stars Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs.
Emma Watson
The only reason why we'd ever wilfully sit down and watch a film titled The Bling Ring .
Kate Upton
Remember what life was like before we knew about Kate Upton? Us neither.
Katy Perry
Thanks to Katy Perry we can no longer watch Sesame Street without getting an erection, which coincidentally has led to us not being allowed within 30ft of a school.
Kelly Brook
That's probably not the safest way to ride a motorbike, but when you're Kelly Brook who's going to tell you otherwise?
Lindsay Lohan
Back before Lindsay was a coked-up, binge-drinking, jewellery-stealing lunatic she was dressing up as Hermione Granger and making our eyes pop out of our heads like cartoon wolves.
Megan Fox
Megan Fox's This is 40 co-actress Leslie Mann really isn't taking advantage of the opportunity she's been given in this GIF. If we had been allowed to touch Megan Fox's breasts there would have had to have been a surgeon on the set, prepared to forcibly amputate our face from her cleavage.
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman seems like the kind of woman you could marry or, in our case, the kind of woman whose half-naked GIF you could stare at for hours until you masturbate yourself into unconsciousness.
Salma Hayek
From Dusk Till Dawn was watchable for two reasons, and both of those reasons are in this GIF.
Scarlett Johansson
The greatest side-boob to have ever been filmed.